Guild’s Receptionist-san

Temporary Branch Office

(Part 1)


When I reached [Ordinary Cave], I saw the inn that was there and my mouth opened wide.

The heck is this?

It’s a much more properly built thing than I thought it’d be. Just how many months would this normally take? Rather, there’s been no reports about anything strange going on here so did this really just happen?
Eh well, it should be alright though. At any rate an A-Rank Adventurer-sama was involved with this, so it’s not strange.

Thinking about an A-Rank’s influence, it wouldn’t be off for them to have the skill to build an inn in a few days.

Well, let’s immediately go and hear the story from the inn’s Owner-san.
The one at the reception, Sorin… no, Ichika-san, guided me to the parlor and called for the owner.

After a while, a blonde-haired beautiful girl wearing a simple white dress turned up. Her white skin fit her blonde hair well. There’s another angel!
And a strange person at her side.

“This is the first time we’ve met, Owner-sama… Why is Kehma-sama here?”
“Well, I’m employed here. Please think of me as something similar to a secretary for now.”

Huh? Secretary? Then stay quiet, I am the guild’s branch head! The branch head! I’m the only one in the branch though!”

“I see… I’d like to talk with Owner-sama for a moment.”
“What now, Owner?”

Owner-chan nodded with a smile.
… Dangerous, I have a nosebleed.

For now, I’ll endure the nosebleed and tell the important matters. I told her that I’ll be making a branch office in front of the inn, renting a room, and that the guild would take responsibility to pay.

… Even though I was talking to Owner Rokuko-chan, that terrible hindrance obstructed every single time. Hmm.

Eh. Meals are divided according to ranks, and they cost extra? Moreover the most expensive one is one gold coin? Hahaha, the heck. Eh? Ah, that’s probably proper to entertain an A-Rank adventurer like Haku-sama.
For now I’ll get the E-Rank one. I’m anxious about the dessert, but that is the limit that I could use for meals. One silver per day in addition to inn fees is intense.

Ooh, I almost forgot.
Let’s tell them about Uzoh-san and Muzoh-san’s rescue commission.

“… I want to accept the commission, but that depends on the inn. What now, Owner?”

Rokuko nodded with a grin. Bufufo—… so cute.
It looks like the rescue commission was successfully accepted, her caliber is obviously different from that scrap there!




And so with the conversation complete, I decided to immediately go and set up the tent.
The temporary branch office tent was quickly completed. I was trained by Ojii-chan, so I have experience in it.

This is my castle~!

Haah… it’s empty. Ah, but maybe it’s alright to not wait on customers for a while… Oh, he’s going to immediately do the rescue? Fumu, well please do your best. Hope you don’t come back~

… So much free time.
Rather, there’s no one coming at all. The only one was that scrap. Aaah, I’m wasting away~

But what should I do? There’s no one coming to go into the dungeon, so what should I do with my free time… I’m too excellent to not have anything to do. As expected of me.
Come to think of it, they said that the inn has an onsen in it huh.
I wonder if Angel-chan and Rokuko-chan would get in with me?

Oh, right. I just built this today. The branch office will go into full operation after calling adventurers here, so due to that, today’s business is over! It’s a nice idea if I do say so myself.

Now then, hello onsen~




Onsens are the best~!
Somehow, Angel-chan was there! Angel-chan was!


Angel-chan herself decided to lecture me on how to use the onsen while getting in herself!
Aah, I couldn’t hear her since I was so focused on her glistening smooth and tanned skin, there’s no way I could right? Even though I didn’t hear was Angel-chan said, I properly memorized her voice!

… It’s fine to not bring bathing wear?

And now, just out of the bath, a magic tool called a [Massage Chair] was waiting for me.
… Put in a copper coin and it moves for five minutes. This is the first time I’ve seen a magic tool like this you know!?

Let’s use it at once.

I sat, and when I put in the copper coin… o-ooh oooh…. this vibration, vibration, aaaah, it feels sooo gooooood… ah, I wanna sleep, sleeeeeep! A-ah—, but there’s a fine for sleeping!? T-that’s so cruel… hyah… ah—! Close, I almost fell asleep.
The five minutes passed without me realizing it and the vibrations stopped.

… This is ridiculously amazing.

Fortunately, there aren’t any guests but me here, so I have a monopoly. A monopoly!
L-let’s try it a few more times… Fa-fuaaa—! Aaah…




Several days later, when I was being completely carefree in my room, Ichika-san turned up.

“Heya Silia-chan. Uzoh and Muzoh were rescued safely~”

… No way. Rather, they were still alive?



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29 thoughts on “Lazy Dungeon Master — Rec 4 Pt 1

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        y u so insensitive? 😎

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  1. Triple update! Thank you so much Zirus!!

    Can’t wait ’til Silia gets her comeuppance. *evil grin*

  2. I guess lolis aren’t all that are on her mind after all, considering she still remembers Ichika’s former name so well she needs to correct herself.

    More than that, and more than my previous desire of seeing her competent side, I just want her to team up with Keima for something, anything. Nobody else gets involved, just these two maniacs messing shit up in unimaginable ways.

  3. “Several days later” – is this an error? I thought they completed and reported the rescue on the same day they accepted it.

      1. The dates were spread across three chapters, and were a bit vaguely-wkrded, but it appears to not be an error. They broke the sword on day 5 of confinement, and the receptionist appeared the day after that (day 6), but they weren’t rescued until the tenth day.

        I guess Keima wanted to wring the maximum amount of DP out of them. 😉

        1. Or he thought it would be questionable for him to walk in and find them in a single day so he departed on the 6th day, entered the dugeon, transported to the inn and slept for 3-4 days, then collected Ichika and freed the brothers before walking out with them. Ichika would have had it easy during those days and was probably playing with the golems and eating, she couldn’t afford to be seen outside of the dungeon since she had gone in with him.

          Exploring a moderate sized dungeon fully to find people you shouldn’t know the location of in a single day would make people look at you with suspicion.

  4. *Ring* *Ring*
    Hello Police. Our resident lolicon just relocated.

    Yes… Yes… It looks like she’s leveled up and broadened her search. She targeting TWO young ladies now.

    Yes. Please come arrest her quickly before she pounces.

  5. I was a little apprehensive about the Receptionist side stories, however now I look forward to them just as much as the normal chapters. Thanks.

      1. Hopefully the author will revisit it later. At the very least it did a quite dramatic reversal on my view of the receptionist and will make me question every character from here on out more carefully.

  6. Thanks for the chapters. A couple of small typos.

    “It’s a much more properly build thing than I thought it’d be”
    ” it wouldn’t be off for them to have the skill to built an inn in a few days.”
    “I wonder if Angel-chan and Rokuko-chan would get it with me?”
    “get in” or “go in” would work

  7. Meatbun Delivery~
    Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)

    Only 1 silver per day? Poor receptionist-san.. you’ll never taste the heavenly Rank A food like that..

  8. Thanks for the chapter.

    “Even though I didn’t hear was Angel-chan said, I properly memorized her voice!” Shouldn’t [was] be [what]. IDK if you noticed but novelupdates reposted this and sidestory 3 twice using either chapter or sidestory for them.

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