Lazy Dungeon Master — Rec 2 Pt 1

Guild’s Receptionist-san

Angel Element After a Week

(Part 1)


Although Ojii-chan… not that, although the guild head got really mad, I was somehow able to get the exclusive position.
Exclusive receptionists had a certain status. What was that? Being able to skip out on their normal duties by giving priority to adventurers they’re in charge of. They can skip out!
Fufufu, with this I can kyaa~ ufufu with Angel-chan…
Or so I thought, but…


Uu, hasn’t it already been a week?
I’m short on my Angel-chan element.
According to what I heard from Gatekeeper-san, it seems they headed towards Tsuia Mountain in a rush on the evening of the day they did their rank up.
They seemed to be really interested in dungeons, and that dungeon was at Tsuia Mountain… I wonder, do they know where it is?
He was rushing, so maybe he’s chasing after that adventurer that accepted the commission? He might be thinking about following along. Well, I think he’ll probably get lost and meet some disaster.
… A lot of armored bears appear on that mountain so it’s pretty dangerous~. I wonder if the armored bear will just eat that accessory and leave Angel-chan alone. Ah! But Angel-chan would definitely shield that guy! Because Angel-chan is too kind! As expected. It’s better if they aren’t attacked by an armored bear.

Rather, the guild head is complaining that they escaped.
Wasn’t the hero setting impossible for you anyways? That’s what I think.
I mean, your acting capabilities are questionable.
It’s not my fault at all!

And so the days went on without me tasting the amazing flavor of ‘exclusive receptionist’, but Angel-chan finally came to the guild!
Ahhh, so adorable. Angel-chan really is an angel. Could you come closer? Nn? Attached Trash-san is here, tch.

“Where have you been?” [1]
“Ah, I had a bit to do outside so…”

It was probably the dungeon. He tried to chase after the adventurer that received the commission but wasn’t able to find them and got lost, finally managing to make it back today. Un, excellent reasoning.
Anyhow, the investigation commission for [Ordinary Cave] on that day was accepted by an A-Rank Adventurer-sama in the imperial capital, it would’ve been strange if he could keep up. I don’t know why they had accepted an F-Rank commission, but it was probably just for a side trip.
We were told there were [No Abnormalities] by way of the imperial capital’s guild. It also seems like the reward wasn’t accepted, as expected of an A-Rank Adventurer-sama.

“Ah, come to think of it what about my designated commission?”
“It’s still there. It’s still a G-Rank commission though, will you accept it?”
“Yes please.”

There is that restroom cleaning designated commission. The place where Angel-chan cleaned before, its owner… Gutas-san showed off the cleaned restroom to the neighborhood all while praising Angel-chan highly.
… I also thought about putting out a commission, but it’s not that dirty though. But but! Just the thought of Angel-chan making it that clean with her hands and tongue makes me feel…! … Fuuu.
Alright, let’s do it this time.

“Ah, and do you know somewhere slaves are sold?” [2]


Just now, did he ask about where slaves are sold?
What’s that? He wants to buy a slave?
There’s no way that an F-Rank adventurer would have enough income from that alone to purchase a slave. Even Angel-chan, he picked her up by chance. Aaaah~, riiiight~, this guy is has ridiculously enviable luck~.
But what kind of thing is he planning to want another slave if he already has Angel-chan?
Doesn’t it sound like he’s saying he wants other girls?
… Wha—, surely, he’s not planning on selling Angel-chan to buy a new slave!?

No, no way. What kind of idiot would sell the excellent Angel-chan? I would be the first one to buy her though. Absolutely sell her to me.

“… Used for?”
“Various things. It’d be better if they have experience… ah, it’s no good if they aren’t women.”

Hooh. Experience, women, so… it’s that? Angel-chan doesn’t satisfy you anymore?
What a luxurious guy. Well, Angel-chan is small in various ways right now after all.
There’s no helping it, I’ll introduce him to a skilled trader that can make someone just barely able to buy his merchandise, I’ll let him sell Angel-chan who he’s become unsatisfied with and buy her!

“If that’s the case, [Grapher’s Slave Deal] may be good. I recommend it to the point that I don’t want to refer you to it.”

They really do have all sorts of a selection, lots of adorable girls… Still, their prices amazing! Amazingly high!
I think sixty silver coins is their cheapest.
Slaves can be bought at a dishonest price of ten copper coins for the cheapest at the slum’s dark slave dealer, but they aren’t that good quality. Rather, it was at the level where it wouldn’t be funny if they died the day after. Ah, the masters? They plan on selling the dead slaves they collect to traders if they die… scary. If Angel-chan was caught at a place like that, I don’t know what kind of awful things they’d do to her.
Then, they left for the restroom cleaning and the place I introduced.

“Now then, how about I go and monitor them for a bit for my job as their exclusive receptionist.”
“… See you soon.”

I received a colleague’s slightly cold gaze as I went towards the back entrance in a dignified manner.
Fufun, I’m exclusive for them after all! Moreover with the hero stuff, it’s not skipping out since the guild master told me to monitor them! Hahaha!

Well, I immediately went to see how Angel-chan was doing.
The one to send out the designated commissions were Ricardo-san and Carpenter Kant-san. Let’s go see Ricardo first.

“Oh, Silia huh? Did something happen?”
“Ah, Ricard-san. I came to watch the work of an adventurer for a moment. I am their exclusive receptionist.”
“I see I see. Well, the man left immediately, but the girl is cleaning right now.”

It looks like that’s how it is.
But that trash is having Angel-chan clean the restroom by herself again? What heresy!

“By the way, did they bring cleaning tools?”
“Nn? No, come to think of it I didn’t see any… but well, Gutas praised her so much, so there’s that.”
“… Well, I’d like to check on her for a moment.”

Sharp. As expected of a merchant. It looks like he slightly noticed Angel-chan’s hands and mouth of purification.
… Scrubbing with her tiny hands, even her mouth… Uuu, that’s dangerous in many ways.
It’ll probably be fine if it’s Angel-chan, but… no, is it really alright?
Even Angel-chan should have a limit to her dosage…
Well, for now let’s see how she’s doing.

The door to the restroom was firmly closed. When I knocked—

“I’m cleaning now, please don’t enter.”

Angel-chan’s lovely voice answered back. It looks like she’s inside.
Why? Her voice. It’s too adorable. I want to take this restroom home.

“Excuse me, I came from the adventurer guild to see how things are going. Is the cleaning progressing? How about I help?”
“… I-it’s progressing.”

She seems to be progressing!
Un, as expected of Angel-chan~

“Do you have cleaning tools?”
“… I-I do.”

You do!? But Ricard-san said you didn’t have any with you…
Ah, so that’s it. She’s talking about her hands of purification.

“Are you doing it with your hands?”
“… F-feet too.”

Feet!? Wait, just now, did she say feet!?

“You’re cleaning the restroom with your feet!?”
“Yes. Shiny shiny.”

What is this? Angel-chan has not only hands of purification but feet of purification too?
Can you make anything wonderful with your entire body, Angel-chan? I want to hug you tight.

“By the way, are you using water this time…? It is difficult to clean with your feet and mouth right?”
“… I’m using pee too!”


Please wait, let me get this straight. Right now, Angel-chan is in a restroom. It’s not weird to urinate in a restroom. Alright, organization complete.
So Angel-chan’s urine is pure water, yeah! It’s surely a good liquid that’s good for the body even when drank because it’s purified from inside her body! Please give me a cup. No, a barrel.

Fuu, it’ll be dangerous going any further. Let’s withdraw quietly.
Ricard-san approached me to hear the results.

“How’s it going, understand some secret?”
“… That child really is an angel.”
“What’s that? Well, I get she’s a good child.”

Right. She is the best good child!




I, who had observed Angel-chan’s method of work, left the area temporarily and went towards [Grapher’s Slave Deal]. Yeah, the slave trader that I recommended to that trash a little while ago!

“Grapher-san, could I come in?”
“Oh my, Silia-sama. Will you finally purchase one today?”

There weren’t any adorable slave girls when I came the other day, but as expected adorable children are very expensive, aren’t they. Five or ten gold coins, that’s way out of my reach for my savings.
Moreover, since they also replenish their stocks at times… I come here a lot to hear information. Like in the unlikely chance that Angel-chan is sold in the area, the information would likely come here.

“No, I came to make some arrangements for an adventurer I referred here.”
“Oh, my thanks for that. Since it’s an adventurer, is he looking for a combat-type slave? I should start selecting some now.”
“No, he wants a woman slave. He said it would be better if they were experienced.”
“Hahahah, so that was the usage? Well, that’s common. If that’s how it is, then I likely have something in stock in the back.”

By in the back, he meant slaves that resided in the building at the rear of the shop.
Grapher-san’s slaves lived splendidly ordinary, working like day laborers.
It felt like he was working his slave stocks to save on running costs, but they could be purchased as-is depending on the circumstances, so it was two birds with one stone.

“Ah, by the way, he is F-Rank so he likely won’t have much of a budget. And it seems he prefers little girls.”
“I see I see… Fumu, it seems as though I’ve become one of those cheap dealers that I don’t  like my shop to have. So, is there anything you need?”

Grapher-san raised the corners of his mouth into a grin. Sensing what his aim was, it really was an unpleasant smile. As he was asking directly, it was good since it was easy to understand though.

“In truth, that adventurer… is accompanied by Angel-chan, a slave that I can’t help wanting. Could you accept her for me as a trade-in?”
“Hoh! A slave that meet’s Silia-sama’s high standards? That really is interesting.”
“… One gold and fifty silver, no, I can offer two gold coins.”
“If you purchase her, I can overlook the estimate… Could you arrange three gold coins?”

Ugugu! Three gold… T-that’s a lot. Even exhausting my savings wouldn’t be enough.
But, if I can get Angel-chan with it… if I can get her…!

“Guh—… I-I could do it if it’s in installments.”
“Then we’ll see. What about contingency fees? He may not sell her in the first place? These talks do no good if I can’t purchase her.”

O-of course, since if you can’t get her you wouldn’t get any money!

“However, this kind of talk is special… since it’s Silia-sama, you know?”
“Yes, allow me to express my thanks…”

My identity as a guild receptionist is obvious, as well as being the guild head’s grandchild… when needed I could have Ojii-chan do something, I truly believe that it’ll be fine with that position.
No, I don’t intend on depending on him too much though. He’d scold me.



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  • Interesting note here, as seen at the start of Chapter 36, she verbally clicks her tongue. It slipped out and she didn’t notice. Hah.  Return
  • Another interesting note. She had that ENTIRE thought string in the span of a second or so. Lmao. Return
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