The Hero Has Come

 

In preparation for the dungeon’s transition phase that should have been going on, the entrance was being guarded. In truth, it was barren.
Be that as it may, only people related to the dungeon would know that. The adventurer guild very seriously constructed a barricade, and while putting a restriction at the dungeon’s entrance, conducted an investigation on the dungeon’s interior and prepared lookouts at its entrance.
Although there were people being rotated in and out, adventurers with enough skill to deal with any emergencies that may have occurred came to the inn to stay, so I was pretty happy about the income increase.

Well, I’ll be watching the entrance today as well with the C-Rank adventurer Gozoh. We’re pretty used to each other.

“So what changed… is that jellies are appearing now? Is that even something to worry about?”
“Kehma, even though monsters like jellies are normally left alone, isn’t it a pretty big deal that they’re suddenly appearing in the dungeon?”
“… Hey Gozoh. Is it alright for me to go and sleep?”
“No way Kehma, you’re only C-Rank at this dungeon. If the situation changes, your C-Rank might get canceled. Keep watch properly.”

Okay then~. But the tension feels overwhelmingly dull to me since I know what’s actually happening. I know that there’s no point to being so stressed out about it.

“Come to think of it, what happened to the smithy?”
“Kantra huh? I think he’ll have it up and running soon. Those eggshells he got from you are extremely rare materials after all.”
“… Ah, that so? I got those things from Haku-san originally though~”

Phoenix eggshells are super fireproof. Since it would’ve been troublesome if they asked me something like where I got them, I’ve already turned it into something that Haku-san did. Gozoh also seemed to understand it with, “An A-Rank adventurer… as expected eh.”

Ah, we also made an oven entirely out of eggshells for no reason. It has a uselessly good performance, so Kinue-san, a silky girl that loves housework, was delighted about it. She could roast meat to be juicy with just a little of the fire. It looked like it would’ve burned if she lost focus even once, but she was in high spirits about showing off her skills.

“Hmm, maybe I should make a kitchen knife to go with the fireplace? For Kinue-san’s personal use.”
“Oh? A present for the light green pretty Nee-chan huh!? I thought for sure that Kehma was only interested in little girls, but looks like you’re also properly interested in big ones too! Gahaha!”

That’s impolite. I have a foot fetish, but I’m not a lolicon. I do have a foot fetish though. I’m a proper gentlemen that doesn’t use the master authority to send stockings. Those three girls’ legs are all very delicious—… Ahem. Since they have good shapes to them, it would’ve become an emergency by now if I weren’t a gentleman you know.

“That Nee-chan cooks for the inn… maybe even Kantra’d get fired up about it if it becomes the kitchen knife of a cook that can make such delicious food.”
“Maybe. Ah, how much are kitchen knives? Wonder if I could buy one.”
“If you brought him an iron golem he’d probably make one with some left over. I’d help out too if you want? It’d be a favor. To be specific, please stock up on alcohol at the inn.”
“Why do you want to drink alcohol so much… there’re lots of problems with drunkards, I don’t want to keep an eye out for them at the inn. Have the guild build a bar.”
“Even if they built a bar starting now, I don’t know how long it’d take until I could drink. I don’t even know how many days it takes to build a bar to begin with ya know.”
“Ahh, so you want to have the mage that built the inn overnight to build a bar as well huh. It’d cost a lot of money though.”
“… Yeah, he built that extension before anyone noticed didn’t he? He’s one of [Cave of Desires]’ seven mysteries.”

What seven mysteries? This is the first time I’ve heard about that.

“Nn? You didn’t know? You’re also included, [The Adventurer That Stays Forever Despite Not Working].”
“Oi, what are the other five?”
“Other than [The Inn’s One-Night Extension] and [The Adventurer That Doesn’t Work], there’s [The Power Spot That an A-Rank Adventurer Likes], [The Little Girl Owner], [The Great Feeling Onsen], oh, and [The Illusory S-Rank Meal] as well as [The Hardworking Golems] I think?”

Aren’t the seven mysteries just everything that has to do with our inn? Rather, isn’t ‘the great feeling onsen’ just a normal impression and not a mystery?

“I mean Kehma, don’t you pay that young owner a lot of nighttime visits? There’s even a rumor going around that that young owner is your sugar momma.”
“Oi, don’t say something so scary, Haku-san would kill me. That’s not a fact at all!”
“Okay? But Kehma, you’re a man too, so doesn’t your desire build up?”
“Sorry, but I specialize in desiring sleep.”

In truth, ever since becoming a dungeon master, I haven’t really had many ero feelings. In particular I guess it’s been since Ichika joined us? Till that point I was having to desperately endure my cravings for Rokuko and Meat’s legs. Well, even now I stare at them though.
Now that I’ve subjugated that appetite as well, I’m sure that I must continue indulging in nothing but laziness.

“Ah, come to think of it, there’s that dog-eared Jou-chan too… so that’s why you’re so carefree?”
“Right, I don’t have to worry about anything since Meat’s there.”

I’m not some pervert that gets excited over a little girl being in front of me. Since Meat stands guard, I won’t do something like become a pervert. So I don’t have to worry.

“Well, isn’t the burden on that dog-eared Jou-chan pretty big though?”
“She pouts when we don’t sleep together, so I don’t think she doesn’t want to.”
“… That so, then it’s fine to sleep with her. Take good care of her yeah?” [1]
“Obviously.”

While having a conversation like that, we continued keeping watch out for monsters that definitely wouldn’t appear.

I’m pretty tired even though I’ve just been sitting on lookout. When our job was over, I went back to my room and immediately fell asleep. That kind of everyday life was repeated for a while.
Then, that finished today. Because we watched for an entire week without anything changing, they came to the conclusion that it should be safe. The restricted admission was also lifted.

“… Haah, with this I can finally take my time sleeping…”

I returned to my room at the inn. Surrendering myself to fatigue, I fell on my futon… Haaah, now to sleep.
Ah, [Cleanup] first… yep, magic is convenient.

“Kehma, I finished making my dungeon!”
“Oooh, can I sleep first?”
“… Between sleep and my dungeon, which is more important!?”
“Sleep… Sleep is!”
“Guh—, you didn’t have to say it twice you know!? Hmph, it’s alright, I’ll show it to you tomorrow. You’ll be surprised, definitely!”

Obviously, one of the three major desires of humans, the desire to sleep. Isn’t it natural that sleep would be more important?
Sleep! I’m going to sleeeep! Night…

 

*

 

The morning of the next day.

Bang! Rokuko vigorously entered through the door to my room.

“Kehma, wake up!”
“Morning? … Still time to sleep then… guh—”
“Humans wake up in the morning—wait, that’s not it! The hero’s here, the hero!”
“The hero? … Yep, understood, I’ll get up… Give me another five minutes…”
“Get up already! The hero’s coming here, right now he’s going to the adventurer guild then will be here right after!”

Rokuko vigorously beat me from over my covers. It doesn’t really hurt, but she’s noisy.
Guess there’s no choice but to get up huh… Looks like the hero’s coming.

“Fuaaaah, haaah~, can’t be helped. So, the hero huh. Let me see.”

I opened the map, looking into the adventurer guild’s branch office. When I checked out his DP income… around 1,000 DP per day. Isn’t the hero off by a digit there? I want him to stay for a long time despite wanting him to leave as soon as possible. That guy’s unfair.

“… So what now?”
“There’s nothing for us to do, when he comes to the inn, just do inn work as normal. The usual.”

I opened the monitor from the menu that was floating in the air to check out the hero’s appearance.
A man with short black hair. He looks Asian, might be Japanese. Summoned to this other world three years ago, he’s easily my senior at this… Whatever the case is, since he’d probably figure out that I’m Japanese just by looking at me, the fact I’m Japanese would probably be exposed if he saw me.

“By all means, I don’t want to meet him, so I’m going to sleep in my room. You’ll probably be fine just treating him like a normal adventurer… just say that we got the meal recipes and the ways to play with the cards from Haku-san after she’d heard about them from previous heroes, with Kinue-san preparing the food. That’s it, time to sleep. Rokuko, I’ll leave the rest to you.”
“U-understood. Basically as usual, right? Leave it to me!”

Rokuko left the room in a hurry… Good, time to go back to sleep.
Then, just as I started dozing back to sleep in my futon, Rokuko once again ran into my room with a bang.

“Kehma, it’s an emergency! The hero wants to lodge in the suite! And wants the A-Rank meal too!”
“… The suite was supposed to be for Haku-san’s personal use, but well there’s no reason for the inn to refuse him if he can pay the fees… As for the kid’s meal… Yeah, well it’s fine. Just serve it as normal.”
“Understood, but is it fine if we don’t eat together? That’s a limited service for Haku Ane-sama.”
“Nn, yeah~. Well, I’m not going to meet the hero since I’ll be sleeping in my room.”

Making sure that Rokuko left the room, I laid down on my bed again.
Then, just as I started to doze off in my futon, Rokuko yet again burst into my room with an even bigger bang.

“I-it’s an emergency, Kehma!”
“Oi, the door. Oi. You broke my door by kicking it. Now I have to fix it.”
“You can just fix it immediately anyway!”
“I can huh… so, what’s up? Did it turn into a situation you couldn’t deal with without me?”

When I asked Rokuko that as I left my futon to fix the door, Rokuko’s face blushed red as she recalled it. While looking down at her inner thighs—while looking down restlessly, she spoke.

“The hero… p-p-p-p-p-proposed to me! W-what should I do, Kehma!?”

… What?

 

 

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Footnotes:
  • It probably doesn’t need to be said, but this ‘sleep’ has a sexual connotation to it. Return

128 thoughts on “Lazy Dungeon Master — Chapter 94

    1. — Those three girls’ legs are all very delicious—… Ahem. —
      Ur inner though is leaking Keima…
      XD…

      — “The hero… p-p-p-p-p-proposed to me! W-what should I do, Kehma!?”
      … What? —
      Bwahahahaha, this Hero is so hilarious…
      XD…

  1. At the end even Kehma is on the same wavelength as me, “… What?” Lolicon?! Nobody touches our Rokuro or Meat-chan!

    Also, did you mess this line up? “Get up already! The hero’s coming here, right now he’s going to the adventurer then will be here right after!”

    Shouldn’t it be “Adventurer’s Guild”?

    Thanks for the chapter~

  2. Courting dead trying to propose to Rokuko!!!!
    ………..γ ̄ヽ………Thanks!…………
    …….r’-‘| O |…~……..Ziru!!……..
    ….….’ーゝ_ノ……~…..∧__∧..…….
    …………| ,|……~…….(´・ω・`)……..
    ……..,,-/ ̄|、…………O旦と )……..
    …….ヽ__シ……….(__(__つ……

        1. Read Only Sense Online at krytyk’s place, then you’d understand.

          Also, lolicon seems to be a common disposition for heroes…

          1. Last time I said that the guy send me to buy him one. And yeah I say guy. Ketchup was involve.

  3. haha, oh, Kehma. FIGHT, or the hero will take your bed… Oh, but you can’t kill him, or haku will get angry

    Well, if you just want him dead, you could tell Haku. then no dungeon is deep enough to hide him from her wrath…

  4. Oh my lols!
    Another hero with “special tastes”
    In that situation I would invite him to ask her hand to her big sister XD

    Thank you for the chapter! I loved it!

  5. Here we go- a lolicon hero ahahahah XD
    Keima is too tired to read between the lines? Or maybe he just doesn’t care and too lazy to rectify the misunderstanding?

    1. Hahahah that’s what in my mind to when I read this or maybe thus one is hayato from other dimension :v hayato seems easy to brainwash right :v

    2. Hayato wont propose to Lolis. His one and only rule is yes lolicon no touch. He admire and want to protect all the lolis in the world until they cant be considered lolis anymore. Wait why am I ranting here? Thank ziru

        1. In that case isn’t proposing kind of the same as “touching” Since it implies sexual interest, romantic interest, or both? Aren’t the contradicting themselves? Are they not worried about the police-sans or the FBI and any similar organizations if Japan has any? I think a Derek Morgan like character would want have a firm discussion with them about this.

          1. Well they live in another world now so there’s no FBI or Koban to turn him into…Also technically Arisa is a Fujoshi that was reincarnated so her mental age is older.

            Also I wouldn’t mind having a nice…LONG discussion too -_-;

  6. Hero Hayato: I feel a disturbance in the great expanse of the multiverse. It seems the world order has fallen in the dungeon realms. Yes loli no touch has been forgotten. UNACCEPTABLE. HERO! FOLLOW THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE! THE RULES ARE YES LOLI NO TOUCH! YES LOLI NO TOUCH! THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS ARE LEGAL LOLIS AND LOLI-BABAS!!!

    THOU SHALL SLAY YOU IN THE NAME OF MOE!!! HE WHOM VIOLATES THE RULES OF THE WORLD! WHO UNDERMINES THE LAWS SO DILIGENTLY PUT IN PLACE!

    As the day turns to darkness, the deed shall be done. For whom touches a loli, shall turn into a loli as the ancients have stipulated.

    This curse shall be passed down for 10 generations. For all in your family shall turn into lolis at their 13th birthright. This curse however is not permanent. In order to reverse this curse. You must seek out forgiveness from the angels of depravity. Whom long have bathed in the blood of their enemies. The only way to lift the curse. Is to give them knowledge of never before seen wisdom. SEARCH FAR AND WIDE! MAY YOU FIND GOOD FORTUNE AND REPENTANCE IN YOUR JOURNEY. I WILL BE WATCHING YOUR ENDEAVORS HUE HUE HUE.

    Hayato is a references to: Death march

    Angel of depravity: Supposed to be Jibril :3 XD Hue Hue Hue

  7. Oh, an update. A relatively odd hour, but I don’t mind at all, it makes my long flight a bit more fun.

    Hm, so is the hero going to be a lecher? I had imagined him as a fairly passive person, but he might be more interesting as an arrogant hero-sama. Actually, given his apparent propensity to propose, maybe he already even has a wife or two. A “collect them all” type of guy.

    I am still curious what Rokuko made. I guess it’ll be revealed as the hero goes through it? Should be fun

  8. “No way Kehma, you’re only C-Rank at this dungeon. If the situation changes, your C-Rank might get canceled. Keep watch properly.”

    Shouldn’t it be THE only c-rank?

      1. So far as I can tell what it means is translated accurately (based of the trans and mtl). Basically I think the adventurer’s guild literally only has him as a C-Rank at the [Cave of Desires] because of his familiarity with it before the guild branch got built here. Anywhere else he should still be a D Rank.

    1. No. Khemia is ONLY a c rank at this dungeon, his actual rank is E, so the guy was saying that depending on the changes to the dungeon khemia might not be treated as a c rank there anymore.

  9. Meatbun delivery~
    Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)

    “Kehma, it’s an emergency! Meatbun wants to lodge in the oven! And wants the S-Rank meal too!”

  10. “Huh!?”
    “Is there something Haku-sama?”
    “I felt a great disturbance in the Force.”

  11. … He’s accidentally going to trigger an affection event by looking jealous when he is driving the hero away because it is troublesome, isn’t he?

          1. Yeah. Is it that obvious? Hah

            And decided to respond to you because I thought I’d responded to you last time.

  12. “The hero… p-p-p-p-p-proposed to me! W-what should I do, Kehma!?”
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    Get ready for blood bath!! (From Haku-san, though).

  13. Hahaha! I did not see that coming… well a dungeon (of evil?) married the conquring hero. Plot twist of note.

      1. Iirc, in the ln, ziru said that rokuko gets ‘bigger’ if they have a parge amount of dp in hand.

        1. like they say around here “El gusto se rompe en generos” wich means “The Taste is broken in genres” wich means either spanish es weird or english is…..

          Or did I translated it in a weird way…?

          PD: Loli rokuko is cuter

          “Bigger Rokuko” is…well is something different ♪

  14. I think I get what he’s thinking.
    The more girls there are, the less likely that he wouldn’t be able to vent his urges, therefore less urges. (Kinda like banned drugs, ya’know?)
    So he takes precedence in what he wants to do, which is to say, sleeping all day every day.

  15. Thanks for the chapter. Haku really needs to be more thorough in her brainwashing education. Or did she just indoctrinate him using propaganda? Also I keep having this thought that either Meat will go yandere and/or take Kehma by force, it’s a persistant thought that keeps gnawing at me.

    “That Nee-chan cooks for the inn… maybe even Kantra’d get fired out about it if it becomes the kitchen knife of a cook that can make such delicious food.” [out] should be [up].

  16. Thanks 4 the chapter!

    So, what will Kehma do?
    A. Call Haku
    B. Tell Rokuko it’s her call
    C. Continue sleeping
    D. Kick the Hero out
    E. None of the above

  17. Why do I feel Hero Hayato was suddenly summoned to this world? LOL

    I see… If I think bout this, maybe Haku-san “trained” him so much that her lolicon tendencies also stich to him (LOL)

  18. Foodie or lolicon?

    Does Ichiki take care of his desires? I didn’t get that impression.

    He really does need to build a bar. He can stock it with all sorts of amazing alcohol using dp.

    And he needs to build a brothel. He can stock it with all sorts of beautiful and talented monster girls using dp.

    🙂

  19. Thank you kindly for the chapter.

    Death is too light a punishment for hero-sa~n. Wonder what Kehma’s gonna do… Start the human farm with mister hero as the first ‘guest’?

  20. Am I the only one who finds it strange that you need an Iron golem to make a kitchen knife?
    Iron golem, of which a dwarf can only carry one at a time (50-300kg) = 1 kitchen knife? (100g)
    Unless they are trying to imitate Lulus tuna hunting kitchen knife.

    Thanks Ziru, now lets see if the hero gets to join the other prisoners and deliver 6k DP because of his rudeness

    1. “… he’d probably make one with some left over.”

      So they don’t need the whole golem. The golem would probably be a payment for making the knife, or something.

  21. He doesn’t want to be exposed as Japanese? You’d think the McDonalds kids meal would do that already. Great chapter.

  22. I’d have said that the egg shell was found in the dungeon. Its true (lie detection) and it would fit the theme of the cave to have super rare materials on occasion.
    I wonder if Meat is relieving his ero desire while he sleeps? Unlikely, but the timing fits with Ichika explaining her name.
    The proposal is either a misunderstanding, or the hero fell in love with the taste of home.

    Thank you for the chapter, ziru!

  23. He proposed to Haku’s imouto? Damn, I actually feel slightly sorry for him now. Good luck in the future, hero who’s about to go missing.

  24. Thanks for the chapter as usual Ziru! LOL I look forward to what Kehma does after this. I can already see chaos ensuing. He probably tries to stop the hero, get’s overpowered… then drops Haku’s name XD His trump card XD

    1. I actually think kenma has the potential for stupidly op,not that anyone around him thinks of him as such (besides the dungeon side…sorta). I mean remember he has the clothes golem of comabt learning!(he can show it fighting styles and it moves him) He has the supreme create golem (fight you?no thats for mr.golem and his 989 friends) and he has dm powers explainable as oh ya i had these mana potions/barrels in my space magic safe and golem actually explain why hes there,he can create them so its a study chance

      1. Potential..? He taps in to quite a bit of it I think, Making a magnitude of items with the spell create golem, making an Inn to slowly expand the dungeon’s “encompassing area” And he already has a room full of golems… and people who can “Pilot” them (Oh god please have a giant Gundam Golem that would be beautiful XD it could be a GOLdam!) Also the dungeon’s core is hidden away well. I’m pretty sure if he didn’t have to worry about the core being destroyed by “God’s Vanguard” with an unknown strength value he would have made the dungeon much more ridiculous… it binds him from making too large of a change and powering up at an extreme rate.

  25. With this Dungeon concept you have no choice but to think that the whole world actually just a giant dungeon… and God is Dungeon Core No. 0

  26. Wow so hero’s a large little con can’t wake t to see how they handle that or what’s in the part of the dungeon Roku made though I do wonder if he connected the tunnel to the rest of his dungeon yet

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