The Hero and Meat

 

Maybe two billion three hundred million yen is too much after all?
I thought that while collecting the chips and dice placed on top of the table, but I decided it was fine after all when I saw the table he’d destroyed.
… It’s troublesome even using [Create Golem] to mend it, it has decoration, and it’s strength is a problem too.

“However, that means Kehma-san thinks of her as a comrade, so why did you name her [Meat]?”

Hero Wataru asked with a curious look.

“It was at her own request. It was the name she’d had when I picked her up.”
“But even so, that name has such an obscene meaning…”
“Nn? At worst doesn’t it just mean [Meat Shield] or [Meat Wall]? That’s what I was told at least.”

When I said that, the hero struck his palm with a fist, making a small clap sound.

“Aaah… I see, I thought something was off. That’s normally for male adventurers. This child, since she’s so small, it’s seen as an absolutely different meaning you know? Well, the slang is really different depending on the region though…”

Fumu? That so?

“Then I want to confirm, what does [Meat] mean?”
“Goshujin-sama, [Meat] means tool. Mainly as wall or shield.”

Meat answered even though I asked the hero. Yep, I’ll ask Ichika later too.

“… … Ah, umm… even though that’s not wrong… But that’s when it’s applied to men, for women it’s usually—“
“Wa—! Wa—! You hero—! If you, to Goshujin-sama—! I’ll be your opponent—!”

Meat with the interception! The hero is shot down! Hey, oi!

“Meat? Could you quiet down for a moment?”
“… …”

Meat slumped forward, looking as though she lost her energy.
It’s the first time I’ve heard Meat use that loud of a voice. In other words, Meat knows the meaning that the hero is trying to say. And that it looks like she doesn’t want me to know it.

“Hey… perhaps, is the meaning really bad?”
“It’s not a mistake to say it means tool either. However, with a sexual meaning attached to it.”

… I looked at Meat.
As for her, she was showing her usual expression, but her complexion had reddened, and while tearing up, trembled as though she were ashamed.
Why did you want to keep the name if it was that shameful!?

“So, that meaning is generally the most famous. Of course, the sexual meaning.”
“Oi, Meat?”

This time, Meat trembled with a start, paling.

“Meat, go to my room with Ichika. We have some talking to do.”
“Y-yes.”

Meat seemed to be considerably afraid with her ears and tail lacking any energy as she went to get Ichika.
Seeing it all happen, the hero asked me timidly.

“… Umm, what are you planning on doing?”
“I’ll definitely scold them. And have them write written apologies, and punish them.”
“Ah, that’s really gentle. I’m relieved you didn’t say something like you’d kill or sell them.”

There’s no way I could do something like that. Meat and Ichika are both indispensable existences for the dungeon.
Well, I should probably make their punishment more or less severe, but I don’t want to interfere with their schedules.

“Yeah. And maybe you should give her a new name.”
“Maybe.”

Though I said that, it’s a name that she persisted in keeping the meaning of from me, her Goshujin-sama. I don’t know why she would want to, but she likes it. It’s troublesome for me to change Meat’s name at this point too, but… I don’t intend to use her as a [Sex Tool] either…

Aaah it’s already getting annoying. Maybe I could give her a proper family name? Then I could just call her with that in front of people.

For now, I have the hero owing me the huge debt of twenty-three hundred gold coins. Me being Japanese? I kept avoiding his suspicions and successfully left the hero’s room.

For that broken table, let’s have a maid golem move it later. Maybe I’ll give it to Kinue-san?

 

*

 

Then, when I returned to my room, there were two people below my line of sight. Yep, Meat and Ichika were dogeza’ing.
The two are doing beautiful dogezas.

“S-sorry, Goshujin-sama…”
“I’m soooo sooooorry~~~~!!!”
“Alright, how about you guys raise your heads? For now let’s hear why you guys did something like that.”

Even when I said that, Meat kept her head down. It couldn’t be helped so I decided to hear about it from Ichika, who raised her head while desperately forcing a smile.

 

 

“Well it’s~, un. I knew [Meat]’s meanin’. I knew it. But, it’s a bad meanin’ to say. Hey, you wanna make a woman say somethin’ like that? It’s embarrassin’ yah? Umm, I was also called [Meat] where I was before~”
“However, couldn’t you have pointed it out?”
“… I mean I thought Goshujin-sama would’ve guessed it y’know? Hey, ya bring Meat-senpai in every day… I thought ya definitely would’ve known the meanin’.”

Uu, that’s my bad. I’m just using her as a hug pillow, but I definitely bring her into my room.
After that, Meat looked up timidly and answered.

“… Goshujin-sama definitely hasn’t made a mistake. That’s why, I’ll do my best as Meat, and…”
“Then why did you try to keep the hero from telling me what [Meat] means?”
“… Huh? W-why…?”

Meat answered it with that; it looked like she seriously didn’t know.
It looks like even she doesn’t know why she didn’t want him to. It feels like a child lying to cover up their mistake.
Wait… I forgot since she’s able to do just about everything, but Meat is still a child.

“Aah, right. It’s probably that, a beastkin’s instincts. Beastkin value their names a lot, she may’ve thought it’d be bad if he said somethin’. And that ya’d throw her away if it got exposed, so her body moved immediately, or somethin’?”
“Ah, so that was the reason.”

With Ichika’s explanation, I agreed.
… I didn’t intend to be hostile about it, so it’s probably fine. I’d go into shock if she bore a grudge against me because of this. I don’t have the courage to use someone with that as a hug pillow.

“First of all, I don’t plan on abandoning you. Keep working hard, the same as always.”

When I said that while stroking Meat’s head, she looked a little relived.

“It’s alright. After all, I’m human. I don’t know what I don’t know, I can make mistakes too. Say something if you notice. Alright?”
“… Yes.”
“Got it. Then next time I’ll say it without holdin’ it back.”
“Then I’ll forgive it this time… I’m still punishing you both though.”

It’s that. Compulsory loose socks OR knee-highs should be fine. Of course, those socks will be prohibited from having [Cleanup] used on them for two, no three days. Furthermore, loafers while they’re working. Let’s let them use sneakers when they’re doing physical training.
Kukuku, this is a tremendous punishment if I do say so myself. Only fellow comrades (foot fetishists) will understand how tremendous it is though.

And well for around a month, compulsory stepping massages and a ban on gambling. And the quality of their meals will drop to this world’s standard, that should work.

 

 

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51 thoughts on “Lazy Dungeon Master — Chapter 101

  1. Well he finally learned the meaning well you can say that our protagonist probably never bothered to think about it… And even if he did I think he is too lazy to think on implications unless it is spilled out…

    1. RIP overused gag.
      Such happiness~ °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖

      Maybe now Meat will get a different name, which might as well trigger her route, ya’know? I recall a few dozen chapters back, there was something about her mysterious, hero-like origins.

  2. You ok bro? Maybe you should take a break? I’m all for a bunch of releases but maybe play some Pokemon Go or something before you burn yourself out and get away from translating for a bit.

    1. Good idea mate. i’m really really glad and thankfull for all the releases but the more releases come out today the more i worry for him….

      Let’s hope everythings allright or will be…. :S

  3. Thank u always for ur great work…
    ^^…

    — “Wa—! Wa—! You hero—! If you, to Goshujin-sama—! I’ll be your opponent—!” —
    Meat-chan, Kawaiii!!!
    XD…

    — And well for around a month, compulsory stepping massages and a ban on gambling. And the quality of their meals will drop to this world’s standard, that should work. —
    Owwww, what a hellish punishment…
    :3…

    1. And yeah, please take a proper rest Ziru-san, while it really make us happy for the mass release, ur health is number 1 priorities ok…
      @.@…

  4. YES! FINALLY!!! FINALLY!!! I hopes he does something with Recepcio…..Mad Pervert-san because she really annoys me!! And finally Kehma will have some leeway to say- I’m not lolicon and her name is- blah blah whatever!! Finally!!! I’m bugged everytime they look at him like- Ew. LOL

    Haaa… Mad Pervert-san will ragequite and be ashamed as hell when she knows!!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  5. ………..γ ̄ヽ………Thanks!…………
    …….r’-‘| O |…~……..Ziru!!……..
    ….….’ーゝ_ノ……~…..∧__∧..…….
    …………| ,|……~…….(´・ω・`)……..
    ……..,,-/ ̄|、…………O旦と )……..
    …….ヽ__シ……….(__(__つ………

  6. This is chapter number 6 now. You are all night up translating since at least 12h now. Get some sunlight, eat something, drink a tea and then try to sleep a bit.

  7. HUH ? Where’s the recap of all the times he called her meat in public ? 😀 I want to see some shameful “OH SHIT” moment 😀

    That said, not washing socks ? seriously ? Oh well there are many fetishes i just don’t get..

    1. probably going to make the smell permeate from her feet, probably on those lines, or he’ll be taking the socks afterwards and sniffing them

      that is just my conjecture though, honestly confused

      1. Yea i figured that much, i just don’t get the fetish, especially part about sniffing sweaty socks.

    2. not washing sock = their sweat/p** from their cr*ch down slide to the socks and absorb it and left a mark when they stand, and smell of feat/sweat make foot fetish hypertension for their nerve or go wild…..maybe?

  8. well there its the big problem that he still being seen as trash for having meat clean the toilet without tools in the eyes of the citizens. at least when the hero hear that from the recepcionist he probably will try AGAIN to coerce kehma

  9. I wonder if he will really change meat’s name or if he will just give her a surname so he can call her that when in public

    1. probably just a surname. a bestkins name is important, after all, even if it’s essentualy an insult.

      AAAAAND now everyone thinks that he has married Meat. and the in owner. And has Ishica as a sex slave. AND Haru is running over to kill him for touching her imoto ….

  10. As others have said; don’t overwork yourself!
    Well, if you’re really into it now, I think it’ll be counterproductive (for your mental health) to put a lid on your excitement/enjoyment.
    Just give it a short thought, no need to go all philosophy on the question.

    Ty for chap 🙂

    Regards b51015

  11. FINALLY he learns the meaning of Meat’s name, the misunderstanding were funny at first but started to grate on me a bit.

    Except what Inbetweenaction a few comments above me said is probably going to come true, and then I’ll be sad again.

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  13. Thanks 4 the chapter!

    I wonder what is more important to him, his sleep or foot fetish.

  14. Thanks for the chapter,
    A hug pillow by any other name would still be a hug pillow, or something like that?!

  15. No you should poo old be pissed they plus your own stupidest have people thinking your a pedo and it’s about time this dumbness figured it out it only took 100 chapter though honestly I do t know ow why he let her keep such a name in the first place since even with his misunderstandings it was a bad name. What was the point their punishment is garbage and he still didn’t change her name

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